"BWOOOOONG! 6 Foot Geisha

by Doctor Dolittle

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Jun 21st 2008
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OBVIOUS TRACE IS OBVIOUS!!!!

Well, when you-know-who made his tour of the US in 1882, he thought he might also go to Japan (he never got to). But if he DID go, he'd eat all their sushi and come back not a samurai, not a ninja, but a 6'4", 190 pound, British-sounding Geisha. And he DID occasionally crossdress, so I'm sure this isn't so far off. Would the Japanese even UNDERSTAND him?

PS: The katakana came out saying: "Osuka Wairudo." *gong noise*
PPS: "KONICHIWA, BOSIE-SAN. WATASHI NO NAMAE WA OSUKA WAIRUDO. O GENKI DESU KA?! DESU DESU DESU!"
PPPS: The print on the Kimono is actually an Aubrey Beardsley print. I figured that would be sort of an interesting addition to the picture.

WEEABOO ALERT.

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Kiwi Joy Says:

Konbanwa, Osuka Wairudo. Watashi wa Kiri desu. Anata wa nihongo o hanashimasu ka?! Waaaa!

I knew Japanese classes would come in handy one day.
I like the patterns on the kimono, and the fan is pretty too. Oscar pulls off the geisha look pretty well actually.

Xriinova Says:

Lulz0rz. LOL.

At least it's cute and not the generic, shitty colored pencil weebawoo gayness.

Naikou Says:

I'd pinch his cheeks if I could reach 'em. [^.^]