"Caroline Laughs As It's Raining Outside..."

And she loves to be one of the girls...

-The Dresden Dolls

I picture Caroline's story being something along the lines of being rather plain-looking, a recovering anorexic, and in possession of a seemingly endless line of exes that seem to show up everywhere. I guess she went to a wedding in her favourite pink dress to see the congregation filled with ex-boyfriends. I would go home and squat, too, if that happened to me.