University students have hats like that so they can easily transport traffic cones without suspicion. For traffic cones are the receptacles of all knowledge, much like ice cream cones are the receptacles of joy, flakes and that red sauce. The kind that comes in squeezy bottles that the ice cream man handles as if he had trained to mix cocktails in an entertaining fashion, but later realised that working behind the bar just wasn't his true calling.
Wine? I thought the French drank wine while you Brits drank tea.
And apparently my own university education kills my ability to read, considering I kept reading what she said as "don't cha know" as "don't chak now." I'm such fail.
Comments
Kori Says:
Well this American is gonna steal her hat.
Commisar Snowball Says:
With impossibly tall top hats?
reaver98 Says:
in 2 years... i will get my own hat... and it will be good...
Tom Says:
University students have hats like that so they can easily transport traffic cones without suspicion. For traffic cones are the receptacles of all knowledge, much like ice cream cones are the receptacles of joy, flakes and that red sauce. The kind that comes in squeezy bottles that the ice cream man handles as if he had trained to mix cocktails in an entertaining fashion, but later realised that working behind the bar just wasn't his true calling.
DarkOmega Says:
Oh Devious! Shall we take a scroll and see how many stock prices of a automobile could fit into a Hum. Vee.
Demonhound Says:
hehehe^^ the hat is... high^^
Good job^^
diamond dragon Says:
LOL, here it's like WHOO TITTIES! WHOO BEER!....kind of a class devolution.
DracoSkyne Says:
Wine? I thought the French drank wine while you Brits drank tea.
And apparently my own university education kills my ability to read, considering I kept reading what she said as "don't cha know" as "don't chak now." I'm such fail.