I fucking hate you all. I'm full of spite. I'm seeing the doctor tomorrow. I want a miracle cure.
Each one is an illness I have. A few are over the top. Two can swing two ways, not just one. See if you can guess which one is which.
PS: Lmfao, before any one asks, the middle one isn't a bad facial complexion, nor is it the plauge; I've totally gotten over that one (the first). 8D Before any one argues my face looks fine, I'd like to point out that I photoshop every one of my portraits about 390248032 times before submitting. ... Anyways, yeah.
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Doctor Dolittle Says:
.... What did I do?
Don't get mad at me cause I'm stuffed up I'd rather be in picture perfect condition!
Devia Luna Says:
The only ones I can guess at are the lower left, which I'm assuming has something to do with your spine - I want to say MS, off the top of my head; I can't spell it. Multiple Sc-something. And the top left, the only thing that pops into my head is tapeworms. Not to be crude. That's just the only thing I could think of.

Regardless, I hope none of these are as severe as they potentially could be, because I consider you a friend. Not to sound creepy; I just do. I want you to be ok.
Good luck, hun.
Devia Luna Says:
Apologies for the double-comment, but depression also popped into my head for the lower-right picture. ...And possibly ear infection for the top right, but since the ear is bleeding, I suspect it's meant to be something a bit more severe.

Either way, I hope you'll be ok soon.
EndersBugger Says:
tape worm, ear infections or something wrong with your eardrum. acme. MS or something with your spine. and by-polar or depression....i still love you!
ringoCATALOG Says:
-hugs- :{
I wish I could do something to help.
Der Sensenmann Says:
>: I share a couple of these things in common with you, but not all.
I'm sorry you're bombarded by all that bullshit. I know it blows.
hyperactiveice Says:
dang. Good thing you can't smite us or we'd all be dead ...
caca Says:
-hug- i can be jackie's doctor so she wont be sick anymore
or i can try :I