Merry... Christmas...?

Aheh... yeah... Merry Christmas from ol' Doc Ratchet.

Poor guy's obviously had a very bad day. I'm willing to bet it's got something to do with the filk that goes with this...!

Outside the carolers start to sing.
I can't describe the joy they bring,
'Cause joy is something they don't bring me.

My best friend is by my side,
He tells me Prime just went and jack-knifed
And those stupid twins just tried ice skating...
It's Christmas time again.

So I work with a dead smile on my face,
Wondering how much of my life they'll waste.
Primus, I hate these Satan's helpers.

One of these days I know I'll snap,
I'm not paid to deal with this crap.
I really need a Christmas shelter...

It's Christmas time again.
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year.
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer.
I need a long break...
Get the frag out of my bay!
If you don't wanna get beat down,
Just let me be and stay out of the damn snow.

Well, I know it's not cool to freak on Christmas Eve
But come on, can you blame me?
With all that I have to deal with.

Minibots crashing on icy roads,
Ironhide's joints just went and froze,
And the twins left me a snake as a prank gift (DAMN THEM!).

It's Christmas time again.
It's time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year.
I'm growing tired of all this Christmas cheer.
I need a long break...
Get the frag out of my bay!
If you don't wanna get beat down,
Just let me be and stay out of the damn snow.

I won't be sane...
I won't be sane for Christmas.
I won't be sane...
I won't be sane for Christmas. (please just frag me)
I won't be sane...
I won't be sane for Christmas. (please just frag me)
I won't be sane...
I won't be sane for Christmas. (please just frag me)
I won't be sane...
I won't be sane for Christmas. (please just frag me)
I won't be sane...
I won't be sane for Christmas.

Ratchet is Hasbro's. The song originally was "I Won't Be Home for Christmas" by Blink 182. Enjoy and have a happier holiday than this poor guy!