Though erotically sensitive just like girl nipples, boy nipples are NOT privates – yet. But my husband and I are working hard to instill a sense of sexualized body shame so acute, that one day soon boys will learn that their nipples are dirty little things that will get them – just like you! – arrested when they strut around topless at Myrtle Beach. America is not some big, old licentious San Tropez and it's time all of you out there realized it!
*titter*
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Comments
Xriinova Says:
LMAO... that's how it is in SC.
I just moved from there.
Hated Myrtle Beach. LoL!
All the fat rednecks with their shirts off.
AQ Says:
Totally agree with your theory. c:
Excellent piece here.
Erinwolf Says:
erm.... ok.... *steps back then runs*
DanteSparda Says:
im confused what's wrong with guys walking aroung topless esp on a beach i do it all the time
Shanoshi Says:
... does... well... hmm... well does this mean I have to wear a two piece to the beach now??
SelendrileDragoon Says:
First off, I love the flat 'airline instructions' color scheme. I think it works well. The detail on the hand is this one is seriously awesome. You did a great job with the hand and it really helps the picture work. I also think your color choice on this one was spot on [not like it isn't usually anyway, but yes, awesomeness].
Also, Dr. Diecotomy of the Mens and Demons hospital has conducted a study that has essentially proven that since female breasts MAY lactate at some point and therefore can be considered a reproductive organ, they must be covered at all times because reproduction is shameful and naughty, even if we do encourage everyone to do it.
Oh and if men's nipples do lactate, they are required by law to start keeping their shirt on in public and wear two piece bathing suits, lest the public be scandalized. But only if they actually begin lactating. After all, they're men.
His study also concluded that since children usually lack breasts of any kind, they are all male until puberty. Except children who are fat and have fat breasts - they're girls.
I'd love to have my nipples removed. That would be awesome.
not quite as awesome as this piece though, the soft pallet is amazing.
Chaos the hedgehog Says:
That is gross beyond belief!
evilekeeper Says:
Ew ew ew gross gross gross!!!
I love my fiance's nipples and I like the fact that I can look at something of his that are sexual in public :p
crazy weazl Says:
well why not try and make it so we can show off our nipples without getting arrested for indecent exposure?
instead or making more people feel bad about taking their shirt off??