The Merchant's Weapon Catalogue!

by Merchant

in Completed Works

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Description

Click for a full view, stranger.

This is my full list of weapons that I sell.

Right now my most popular items are the Chicago Typewriter, Wesker's sexiness, one night with the Merchant & Mudkip. Buy quick, these are limited in stock!

Comments

Mech Ah Says:

I think I just wet myself... with a drink. I laughed myself to death watching this funny list.
Faved.

RPDOfficer Says:

This is win.

-faves-

Doctor Dolittle Says:

1 Night With Y'all, Please.

PS: Yaoi with an Iron Maiden... Talk about "Pain Olympics."

PPS: Are you selling Oscar Wilde? Because I'd totally buy that.

The Mobile Sponge Says:

Lol very funny, but a tad old for a game, even if this game was timeless

Depth Charge Says:


Could you please tell me what exactly is in a 'Jill Sandwich', and will I contract an STD from eating it?

Chippychan Says:

i think you need to revise one of these, Merchant. here's my suggestion. 8D "RE4 Hentai with Ashely and an iron maiden". lol i'd tap that PS3 and Phoenix Wright price. OBJECTION!

DON'T FORGET TO ADD THE DVD OF "PYRAMID HEAD VS. DR. SALVADOR" in HD

Terranova Says:

I would like to buy the fact that I suck. c: ...DAMN IT'S ALREADY BOUGHT! ;-; ...Well I'll just take the Umbrella Corporation Promo Umbrella.8D

Dude you have the greatest wears ever.

paGLiacciO Says:

I'd like 2 human eggs and a Jill Sandwich plz

Zoot Zoot Says:

What about Edgeworth's OBJECTION?!
And Adrian Andrews's magically regenerating glasses?
AND PYRAMID HEAD RAEP WITH WESKER!?

6SIC6 MAGGOT Says:

Oh god.


Lol.