On the left is Mr. Jules G. Efstern, the "White Snake of the South", who is the creation of dear
PandaMan.
On the right is Mr. "Fido" Vincent J. Arrio, my own brainchild.
They are
buddies. It goes something like this...
- "Ay, Arrow, git yer big, ugly head outta the way!
That raht ovah theayah's some
de-lux fahn piece a' aeyass! Ah'd lahke ta git me summa
that flayvuh on mah--"
- "Shaddap, Jzhoolie, an' git offa my neck!"
- "Fuck y'all! Ah'm scopin' tha
bitches!"
- "Ay, wat'cher mout' 'bout da
ladies, mudderfukker!"
- "Yer jus' jealous y'all's ugly as a shitter at a coun'y chili cook-off!"
- "Fuck, Jzhoolie. Don' need'a git insuldin' 'bouddit."
- "Yer
mama insulted y'all by squeezin' yer ugly ass out 'er hole in the firs' place!"
- "Don'chu talk 'bout my maman!"
...And then they get in a fist fight. Then they get tossed out of the bar, but they've forgotten why they were fighting, laugh, and get the bright idea to go rob a convenience store together. And they shall fail
miserably at it! It is magical.
Jules (c) Panda
Arrio, art (c) J. E. Seames 2007
Comments
Fishsmear Says:
Awesome
JohnGames Says:
I see this friendship ending badly
Shadow Dinosaur Says:
Smiley8D Says:
Aaawww they're such good friends! lol
Yammo Says:
Those two are MADE for each other.
elle Says:
Lord they are so HIDEOUS
It's fantastic. So much nasty mansmell/hair in one area is hazardous to human welfare!
Tumult Says:
They're.. both.. so sleazy.. *touches* Their poses are so fun x3 you're great with interaction. I love how Jules is shoving Arrio's head down.
paGLiacciO Says:
Oh rofl
Right down to the sexy belt buckle. >:]
Uronoro Says:
oh, this is wonderful
sometimes i wonder if you scope out the streets for a couple of bums so you can just plop down next to them and study their lovely vernacular X)
you have...oh how to put it... such an excellent ear for grimy man sleaze-talk
*pictures in head you silently sitting amongst a couple of fine fellows, much like the ones pictured above, with a notebook and pen and creepy earnest smile on your face while said fine fellows stare at you in a (probable) drunken bafflement*
Sana Says:
It's funny because Arrio's kinda a gentleman.