Global Warming

Global Warming

If you're still convinced that global warming is dangerous by this point in time, you should just take a moment to consider the positive changes for the wildlife of the north and south poles.

Polar bears will finally be able to shed those cumbersome winter coats and trade them in for newer, sleeker athletic suits.

Penguins will be able to go out in public wearing casual clothes instead of the current and mandatory formal wear. Believe me when I say that penguins are their happiest when wearing beige pants and tropical short-sleeve shirts.

Whales will no longer be hunted to death because they won't be living anywhere near the poles. By the time global warming is in full-swing, all whales will have moved to the warm southern Georgia waterfront, instead of the frigid cold of the arctic waters. Would you rather see the Whales freeze, or would you rather see them beached?

Speaking of beaches, global warming has benefits for everyone to enjoy all year long!
When it comes to vacationing, forget the major coastal amusement parks of Nevada and Georgia. Who wouldn't want to relive all of the action and thrills of Disney's The Little Mermaid by riding the older Florida attractions under water ?

So, sit back, relax, and just chill like an iceberg for a while. On second thought, it's probably best to think of another analogy, because you're going to retell this story to your grandkids someday, and they won't know what an iceberg is.