THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ASSIGNMENT FOR CLASS

THIS IS AN IMPORTANT ASSIGNMENT FOR CLASS

You know, as a human, I think its common knowledge that we were all born with the same features. We were all born with a face, and a pair of hands, and a pair of eyes, and… you get the basic idea.

Now, we crazy homosapiens have invented a lot of things throughout our years and years of living. However, one of our greatest inventions of all time has got to be the wheel. Without the wheel, we wouldn’t be traveling in style like we do today.

So, earlier I said that we were all born with the same stuff, right? Well, one of those features I personally hate with a passion is the feet. Its stinky, its gross, its sweaty, its disgusting, and it always smells. Always.

Sometimes, I even think to myself, “I wonder what we could replace our stupid feet with?” And then, it hits me.

Our feet should be replaced with man’s greatest invention: the wheel.

I mean, if you think about it, wheels for feet would make life so much easier. Fore one, we wouldn’t need cars or bikes or anything like that. And, with no cars, the environment would be much cleaner and not the dirt-circulating sphere we have it at the moment.

For two, getting around would be a breeze. We would have less room for roads and more room for things like housing, businesses and things of that sort. Highways would have less traffic and, therefore, more convenience is possible!

And, last but not least, for three, I think it would look pretty funny in general. I mean, just imagine it: babies going 60 Km/h. That would pretty hilarious in my books.

Now, I know what you’re thinking, “Mar, you’re a super genius and all, but what will be the downfalls of having wheels for feet?”

The answer is simple: not much.

I mean, sure. It would be kind of hard to swim, and we alright might have a “wheels-for-feet” device (I think they call it “roller blades” or something of that sort), and it would be hard to do daily things suck as showering and cleaning, but I think we just ignore those facts, the earth would be a much better place.
All in all, I think that wheels for feet are probably one of the best ideas I’ve ever had. It could even be a first step to creating the perfect utopia on Earth. Peace and tranquility: that is what the world strives for, and having wheels for feet is the definitely the first step!