Elle's Demands

Elle's Demands

1. Draw/write about yourself.

I am Kay. Kay is eighteen and likes to write. A lot. WRITING CONSUMES HIS EVERY WAKING MOMENT. Not really, but he wouldn't mind if it did. Kay also likes music, enough that he has 6000+ songs on his iPod and carries aforementioned player around with him everywhere. Kay is possibly a vampire. He's not sure yet, but he's pretty close to being nocturnal. However, school is currently foiling his sleep patterns, making him increasingly nocturnal. Kay likes fire and cowboys, which would explain his character Brigg. Kay also loves fantasy and science-fiction and reads a good amount of each while spending hours at Borders. Kay doesn't know why he's writing in the third person.

2. Now, let's see how you'd look as the opposite gender.

As a girl, I'd still be entirely too skinny and slender, but I suppose it wouldn't be as much of an unnatural thing. Hated by highschool cheerleaders everywhere. I'd likely be shorter than I am now, and I'd have a narrow face. And big African-American lips. I'd be a short, skinny black goth girl with dreadlocks, glasses and huge DJ headphones. My voice would probably be much too high, seeing as it's way too deep now and life likes to be funny like that.

3. Next, how about yourself as a superhero...

Introducing....[B]VIRTUOSO[/B]. Foiling crime in Detroit, Michigan (and certainly kept very busy) with his black SG Gibson special guitar, he flies...well, rolls through the streets on a black guitar case which transforms into a rocket-powered skateboard, toting a backpack with built-in speakers. The loud blaring rock music heralds his coming...but there is NO ESCAPE. Because he has a rocket-powered skateboard and will hunt you down. Dressed in all-black with baggy pants, combat boots, and a large hoody, with all manner of rockstar chains and buckles, his face is hidden in shadow by his hood, save for the glint of rectangular glasses, and he wears a pair of large DJ headphones over his hood, long dreadlocks spilling from within the darkness. He takes great pleasure in bludgeoning criminals with his guitar, or just deafening them with the sheer sound of RAWK. When he plugs his guitar into his speakers and SHREDS the ground shakes, windows crack, and car alarms go off in unison for blocks (which is why he never sticks around for the police or they'd bill him something fierce) and he is able to use his guitar case to shield himself from attacks, for it is bulletproof, fireproof, and waterproof (and comes with built-in cup holders for when he needs to satisfy his Pepsi craving).

4. And now, as a super VILLAIN.

Now introducing...[B]THE NIGHT ELF[/B]. Formerly a normal reclusive college student, he was transformed into a powerful elven mage after a freak accident involving a lightning strike and a radioactive toaster while playing a game of Dungeons and Dragons. He was given a plethora of powerful magical abilities, as well as silvery skin, glowing eyes and these nifty pointy ears. He clads himself in dark robes with billowy sleeves and a tattered cloak, his blueish-black dreadlocks pulled into a ponytail. He appears only at night, wandering the streets to destroy and wreak havoc, taking advantage of his powers for his own use. His targets are completely random, and are often just locales or items that he doesn't like, such as highschools or Dominos Pizza establishments, or just the car of some jerk who cut him off in traffic. He will always appear on a night of the full moon no matter what (even going so far as to cancel DnD events with the Villains Guild). Obviously his destruction is a result of suppressed anger accrued during those torturous years of high school, only now able to be expressed.

5. Hmm... How about...as an animal!

I'd be a weird animal...I can't make up my mind whether I'd be a panther or a bat, so I'd probably be some freak combination of both, a large black feral cat with bat wings, shaggy fur and huge ears. I'm not sure if that would be cool or just funny-looking.

6. And finally, as an ALIEN.

I'd probably be a weird alien. My skin would be lavender-colored, and I'd have tentacles on my head in place of dreads. I'd be really tall but still super-skinny and gangly, and I'd have no mouth and get to talk with nifty thought-speech (Yay Andalites). And horns. And I'd have a tail with a poitned tip that secretes an inky substance, so I could write with it. I am amusing myself very much with this mental picture.