Extinction of Man (Randomness Included) Part #1

by mikenter

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Extinction of Man (Randomness Included) Part #1

Extinction of Man
(Randomness Included)
Part #1

I was standing on the edge of a cliff held there at gunpoint by a devious evil man, but before you know him you should know of a time I was in a better situation a time I like to call, later that same day.
I was walking down the street to Johns house to play dance dance. But on the way there some random cloaked guy ran up to me with a gun but he was holding it backwards and he said, “Give me the cash!”, and then he shot and killed him self. I picked up the gun, smiled, and put it in my pocket and ran off. Instead of going to Johns house I went off to my friend Davids house and said, “Hey man, lets go into the forest”, and he replied, “Sure, why not.” and we went off to the woods. I showed him the gun and he yelled, “Holy ****”, so I told him what had happened. Then we continued but I tripped and fell into some portal thing so David jumped in to.
We came out in the same spot but my phone said it was Monday, two days before the day we fell in the portal but, we also had a RPG, two AK 47's, a combat knife, and a scoped rifle sitting next to us. We picked them up and we also found a letter that said, “If you just fell through the portal, you must be the chosen one(s) and you must prevent the Recon Rebels from gaining to the power they become in five days, so please for the sake of humanity find and kill all there members.”.
We were walking around asking about the Recon Rebels but they all ran from us because of our guns. Than the police showed up and David and me both said simultaneously, “Oh... crap!”. So David pulled out the RPG and blasted them but when we walked up to the them to get a better look we saw on there uniforms it said Recon Rebels so I said, “Well thats our first clue of them, and I'm relay glad that wasn't the police.”. We manged to salvage one of there PDA's and it still worked. It had the address of there head quarters on it. So we hijacked a car and drove off to the alleged location.
While we were driving the real police showed up and popped our tires so we had to ditch the car. Then we took out our AK's and open fired and killed them all. So we started to walk to our destination. And of course I had my portable radio and I was listing to it and I heard that they were evacuating the state of Ohio because of two teenagers whom are armed heavily. So I told David and he replied, “Well were getting pretty famous, well since were already wanted can we kill your brother.”. But then out of nowhere a mime appeared then he ran and jumped off the bridge we were on. So we both said at the same time, “Ok...”, and then we said, “Stop that!”. Then we just looked at each other and then continued to walk. Finally we reached the head quarters after six more hours of walking. When we walked in I sliced someones neck with the knife and I yelled, “Trash the place!”, so we puled out the AK's and started spaying the place with our rounds. When we got to the main room a person sat there slowly clapping, “Congrats, I didn't expect a couple of teenagers to make it this far.”, he said and I yelled, “Cut the **** you know why were here!”. So I pulled out the desert eagle but when I shot he disappeared and reappeared behind me and knocked me out. I woke up on a cliff stripped of my weapons and I got up staring down the barrel of a .45 handgun. So this bring us to were we left off, me facing this man so I yelled, “How did you bring me here!?”, and he replied, “Now now, lower your tone, your giving me the impression that you don't like me.”, “**** right I don't like you!”, I screamed. So he said, “Well then I guess I'm going to have to dispose of you.”. I started to back up up but came to the edge of the cliff, I looked down then smiled and said, “I'll take care of you later”, and jumped off th cliff.

To Be Continued...
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Jul 20th 2007
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Ok ill post part 2 in a wek or so but if i get 5 yeses than ill post it right as soon as im done typing it up (i alredy have it wrote on paper)

If you have any qustions put them in your coments

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Kabikku Says:

*brain turns into mush*