Somethings Pythonesque.

LIVE ACTION

Nudist's art class.

We enter a room with "Art class 101" on the door. Inside the room we see a group of art students nude with the easels they are sat behind preserving their modesty, grouped around a centerpiece of objects (Including a packets of snacks, the most prominent Pombears on top, a stool, and clothes), sans model. They are all talking to each other in various groups. The teacher then enters (Also nude) and ushers the class into slience. He tells them that they have got this room today as so they can draw a model which they hired for 2 hours. He instructs them to gather the medium of which they will draw her with, and then summons the model (Who is wearing nothing also, instead of a dressing gown) into the room. Upon entering, she takes her plave in the centerpiece, and starts putting on the clothes, before takeing a seat on the stool and posing. The teacher tells them to begin, and start walking around inspecting the classe's peices of art.

The camera starts to zoom in on the pile of snacks, in which we translate into an animated scene

ANIMATION

Battle of the Pomme.

We see "into" the packet of pombears and discover it is somewhat like No Man's Land, but with only one side decorated in trenches. We zooming into a trench and go through a door of one of the sub-surface rooms. It is decorated with worn bunks, drips being collected in pans and a photo of a pombear in a general's uniform with a moustache. We see a group of pombears, who are dressed in British military uniform (World War One period). They are somewhat morbidly depressed because of the futility of their existance. They have tried to excape via "Blighty wounds", but they had their weapons confiscated by the Captian (Again, period uniform) until they were needed. They tried to fake insanity, but the punishment was harsh, as evident by "Salty" Sampson (Who was flavoured with salt as a punishment). They are trying to conceive a quick plan yet again to excape, and suggestions were put forwards like playing dead (Only to make them more appitising to the enemy or a letter from the wife telling them they have to return home (Failing due to the fact that the course of the war had turned some of them to be profound homosexuals). The messenger comes in, and orders the troops into the formation (Indicating that they were going "Over the top" (A term here meaning the littiral term as they are inside a packet). As they join the rest of the troops, they are given miltary orders in the normal fashion. After a breif silence, they are ordered to climb out of the trench. At this point, we revert back to live action, with one of the art students from the last scene opening the packet and grabing in to eat some (We dub in death screams here). A poilice man comes along and arrests him of War Crimes.