Mario Bloopers Stupid

I found this on a forum and I thought it was a GREAT idea.

No. No it's not. It's not funny at all. Noone laugh pls. Or i'll kill you.

http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=10194.0

"Matty_G33: on: April 30, 2007, 11:11:55 pm
Submit any funny bloopers in.

Like this...

Mario starts 1-1. He jumps on the first pipe. He doesn't fall.
Mario: Why am I floating on top of this pipe? Shouldn't I go down it?
He complains to Nintendo that he floats on top of pipes, and tells them to edit it.
He jumps on the first pipe, and falls down to his doom.
Mario: [darn it]!

Like that or something."

...wtf? �\(�_o)/�