Katamari Komic

We're being recognized everywhere we go lately. We even went to another reality. MobiEarth, we think it was. We saw all of the things to roll there, and We couldn't resist letting the Prince take a Katamari down to Mobius for a roll. We've been thinking he's been getting a little soft, anyway.

So We put him in what looked like a normal Mobian house to Us, and let him go crazy. Poor Lord Jim Prower, he was drawing something, Prince took the pencil right out of his hand. Then the paper and all of his other pencils. We don't much get the point of Pencils and Paper anyways. It's mostly dead trees, with a little metal, a little rubber, and a little graphite. We write with Stardust. Why can't everyone write with Stardust?

Anyway, Lord Prower was irate when Prince rolled him up, and his child, and his wife, the Princess of Acorn, and his car. We aren't sure why, because he has so many cars. Perhaps that car was his favorite. We used to drive, but We fly now. It's much faster.

Eventually, We let Lord Prower have all of his things back, But, We have never heard such language from anything We rolled up. Our Queen had to cover Prince's ears. Shameful.

But what shocked Us most was that he recognized Us. Can We really be that famous? Who else knows Us? Can We go anywhere anonomously?

We think We will go to Hyrule tomorrow, as we hear they have many magical items. We have always wanted to make a Magical Katamari...

-The King of All Cosmos

Jim Prower, comic © ME
Katamari Damacy, Prince, The King of All Cosmos © NAMCO