Sex Hungry Ghost Camels

Sex Hungry Ghost Camels

Sex Hungry Ghost Camels
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THE THEME SONG
Screw
Screw
Screw
Screw
These camels like to screw
Gay
Gay
Gay
Gay
These camels are so gay
They screw all night
They screw all day
They hold their dicks
And then they play

Oh, how they play!
Cause they are gay
Repeat 10x


Once upon a time, there was a happy town called a fief. The men all had giant, hard, massagable vassals. They massaged their vassals so much that the vassals got even harder. And redder. And sore-er. Then everybody died from the black plague. Their camels were very sad :(. So they went off and had sex... for hours! But there was a problem. See, the camels all had HUGE dicks. So every time they had gay kinky sex, their dicks got stuck up their boyfriend's asses! They had to have surgery to free themselves, so Arabs with chainsaws sawed off the camel's little members. The camels could no longer screw each other, so they all had sex reassignment surgeries and became lesbians. Then, for years after, they had sex. Sex. Sex! SEX!!! (They were really horny camels!)
Then, they left to go to the oasis, were they poisoned the only water supply with their AIDs. They masturbated into the pond, turning it a sticky white substance (It wasn't milk 8o).
They drank it and became re-infested and died.
Their semen rushed out of their newly implanted vaginas, and into the lake. It molested the fish, which all got pregnant. This threw off the entire population of fish, and destroyed desert economy as we knew it. All because of horny camels, several species went extinct, and nearly caused a world wide devastation of death. However, some guy killed a diseased chicken, so humanity was saved. So we thought. We were wrong!
See, no one (except the chicken murderer) did anything to stop this destruction. So humanity must pay the deadly price.
Now that you have read this, ten horny camels will come and molest you in your bed. Horny camels will lick you and give you sick, perverted pleasure in places you didn't even know you had. Then you will become pregnant with horny mutated chicken-camel babies that will eat your flesh! :)
There is nothing you can do.

MORALS:
1. Tonight, make sure you have some mega-deluxe condoms near by.
2. Beware sex hungry ghost camels.

THE END