Jenni tromped into her room to find her roommate wantonly splayed across their floor, liberally smearing herself a sandwich. The second day she'd laid around, only bothering to shower and whine for food.
"You're back early," she said, with disgusting perk. "How was class?"
Slumping her bag down, Jenni flopped on her bed. "Shitty. Did you get your boyfriend shit sorted out yet?"
Christy pursed her lips into a pout, pulling herself onto her own polka-dotted bed. "No," she sighed, theatrically, as she crossed her sweatpants-clad legs. "He's still being dumb."
"Why don't you just dump his ass?" Jenni replied, hissing with the ease of her oft-repeated solution.
Her roommate scrunched up her nose. "Who am I supposed to date, then?" She added a half-ironic grin. "You?"
Compelled, Jenni bolted up, to stride over to the pinker half of the room. "Don't be so fuckin' coy." She forced her mouth against the dumbstruck girl's in a kiss that smacked of the jam from her sandwich.
Watching up warily when they broke off, Christy's mouth trembled on the edge of a whimper. "You know I'm not..."
Sinking her manicured fingers into bottle-blonde hair, Jenni pushed them both onto the rumpled bedspread. "The hell you aren't."
I have so much love for this, I really do it cracks me up. I think your use of strong language is part of the reason << go Kitty! Bringer of random fun X3
It's so much fun, the ending caught me completely by surprise. And your language, as always, leads to such enjoyably vivid imagery. Thank you, again, it was brilliant.
Comments
Noctunalis Says:
I have so much love for this, I really do
it cracks me up. I think your use of strong language is part of the reason << 
go Kitty! Bringer of random fun X3 
skinnyvee Says:
Haha, I'm so fond of this.
Jenni's so badass. I wish I had a more elaborate comment to offer... 
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I think it'd be in your favor to keep varying the preview images like this. It's eye-catching.
Vampir Says:
It's so much fun, the ending caught me completely by surprise. And your language, as always, leads to such enjoyably vivid imagery. Thank you, again, it was brilliant.